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11/1/04

Bush Reflections 2004!

By Ali Moayedian

 

Reflecting on the first four years of George W. Bush's Presidency...

 

Foreign Policy: Pissing off everyone foreign!

 

Nation Building: Sending in the demolition crews!

 

Coalition of the Willing: The bottom feeders J

 

Axis of Evil: Coalition of the not so willing J

 

Asses of Evil: Coalition of Bush, Cheney & Rumsfeld!

 

Pre-Emptive Strike: Strike first, ask questions later!

 

Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike: Same as Pre-Emptive Strike, except you don't have to ask anything afterwards J

 

WMD: Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction J

 

Patriotic Act: John Ashcroft's dream, our nightmare!

 

Fox News: Fair to Republicans and Balanced on its head!

 

Fahrenheit 911: Temperature at which Michael Moore should burn J

 

Mission accomplished: Shit has hit the fan J

 

You can run but you can't hide: But I can, I did it in National Guards once!

 

United Nations: Short for United Nations of America!

 

Medicare: Caring for Medical industry!

 

Flip-Flop: Carl Rove pressing the switch!

 

No child left behind: Leave the parents behind instead J

 

Tax relief: Putting a little money in your pocket, taking more out of the other J

 

Deficit: Saving for our children, in reverse J

 

Enron: The juice for Bush/Cheney energy policy!

 

Accountability: Hanging Dan Rather for his colossal mistakes J

 

Fear: Security!

 

Democracy: If you are not with us, you are against us!

 

Election: Eliminating those who stand in the way of democracy!

 

Swift Boat Veterans: Champions of democracy!

 

Florida: Banana Republic of Jeb Bush!!

 

National Security: The state of constant fear about the present!

 

Social Security: The state of constant fear about the future!

 

War on terror: The process of establishing national security!

 

September 11: A failure turned into success!

 

War: Peace!

 

2004: 1984!

 

 

About the author:
Ali Moayedian is an Iranian American who lives in San Francisco Bay Area. He's crazy enough to take a break from the high tech world and mess with the Patriotic Act!

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