Reflecting on the first four years of George W. Bush's Presidency...
Foreign Policy: Pissing off everyone foreign!
Nation Building: Sending in the demolition crews!
Coalition of the Willing: The bottom feeders J
Axis of Evil: Coalition of the not so willing J
Asses of Evil: Coalition of Bush, Cheney & Rumsfeld!
Pre-Emptive Strike: Strike first, ask questions later!
Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike: Same as Pre-Emptive Strike, except you don't have to ask anything afterwards J
Patriotic Act: John Ashcroft's dream, our nightmare!
Fox News: Fair to Republicans and Balanced on its head!
Fahrenheit 911: Temperature at which Michael Moore should burn J
Mission accomplished: Shit has hit the fan J
You can run but you can't hide: But I can, I did it in National Guards once!
United Nations: Short for United Nations of America!
Medicare: Caring for Medical industry!
Flip-Flop: Carl Rove pressing the switch!
No child left behind: Leave the parents behind instead J
Tax relief: Putting a little money in your pocket, taking more out of the other J
Deficit: Saving for our children, in reverse J
Enron: The juice for Bush/Cheney energy policy!
Accountability: Hanging Dan Rather for his colossal mistakes J
Democracy: If you are not with us, you are against us!
Election: Eliminating those who stand in the way of democracy!
Swift Boat Veterans: Champions of democracy!
Florida: Banana Republic of Jeb Bush!!
National Security: The state of constant fear about the present!
Social Security: The state of constant fear about the future!
War on terror: The process of establishing national security!
September 11: A failure turned into success!
author: ... Payvand News - 11/1/04 ... --
Ali Moayedian is an Iranian American who lives in San Francisco Bay Area. He's crazy enough to take a break from the high tech world and mess with the Patriotic Act!
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