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Biden does Beirut: HERESSSSSSSS JOE!

By Franklin Lamb, Beirut 

"It appears that the Biden visit is part of a US bid to supervise the electoral campaign of a Lebanese party, which feels threatened politically, in light of the expected outcome of the legislative vote.  We call on all Lebanese, regardless of their political views, to rise up against such meddling that represents a flagrant violation of Lebanese sovereignty.  Biden's visit is part of U.S. efforts to impose its views on the government that will be set up after the elections. They are tracing red lines for the future government but we will rise up to this." - Hezbollah MP Hassan Fadlallah, Friday morning 5/22/09 as Joe Biden arrived in Beirut.

How not to win votes for the 'US team'

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden arrived in Beirut with Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs, Jeffrey Feltman aboard a U.S. military helicopter at 11:50 am this morning.  At 12:14 pm Biden arrived at Baabda Palace and went straight to meet President Michel Suleiman ignoring media questions. Biden was greeted  at  Beirut's airport by Hezbollah supporter Fawsi Salloukh, Lebanon's Foreign Minister and one of the key  back channels for US-Hezbollah communications.  Biden's Salloukh meeting is likely the extent of any dialogue between Biden and Hezbollah this trip.   Biden's first words, shouted to some journalists outside the Baabda Presidential Palace were "I am happy to be in Libya...I mean Lebanon this morning!"

If Biden was having a good morning, many Beirutis  we not.  Many woke up furious  as they learned they will be on "lockdown" from 11 am to 6:30 pm for Vice President Joe Biden's quick visit.  It will be the 14th visit by a US official over the past six months to assure the people of Lebanon that the US will not interfere in the June 7 elections. In fact, US interference has now reached a near fever pitch just sixteen days before the voting.

Some Lebanese newspapers sarcastically reported Biden's visit this morning.  Even some pro-US backed March 14 papers like the Daily Star announced:  "Biden to voice US determination 'to assist Lebanon' VP will 'reject interference in polls.'

What has upset many in Lebanon's Capitol this spring  morning is that the US Embassy has demanded 'tight security including the closure of  Airport road-Hafez al-Assad avenue, Camille Chamoun avenue, Salim Salam Street, Ahmad Mukhtar Beyhum Street, Fouad Shehab Avenue, Beirut Port entrance, Charles Helou Avenue, Emile Lahoud Avenue, Sayyad Roundabout, Presidential Palace Road, Alfred Nakkache Street, Tahwita Highway, Wafiq Sinno Street, Mina al-Hosn Street, Paris Avenue, General Deguaulle Avenue, Ain al-Tineh, Hrawi bridge, Saeb Salam Boulevard, Wegan Street, Al-Masaref road, Grand Serail Road, Riad al-Solh Square, Mir Bashir Street, Cap center, Al-Risala school bifurcation, Charles Malek Avenue, Kuliyat al-Qiyada wa al-Arkan bifurcation, Shafiq Wazan Street, Port Road, Mir Majid Erslan road, and Fakhreddine Street."  These closures shut down all the main routes and much of Beirut's commerce. The shutdowns  will  also prevent many from attending Friday noon prayers in more than 50 mosques.

"This is getting too ridiculous.  Why don't the Americans just run a TV ad telling us what they have repeated so many times?  Nobody cares that Biden is coming here except that it affects our daily lives", Abed, an AUB security guard fumed. "I had plans to go to the Bekaa for the weekend after my shift ends and now I can't leave until tonight.  For sure they won't get my vote!"

It is hard not to feel empathy with US Ambassador Michel Sison who has had to put together the Vice President's schedule.  And one understands her anguish at being treated as a pesky little sister by some tribal Lebanese male politicians this week who inherited their positions via primogeniture while she earned hers the hard way at school and by competence (presumably her wonderful smile did not hurt).

The reason is that, quite separately, the American ambassador and this observer have been working hard the past few days on similar projects of setting up appointments for a visiting American delegation.  We both know only too well the time constraints, last minute schedule changes, frustrations, unexpected 'pop up' events which sometimes mess up best laid plans during fast moving back to back briefings.  

"My" delegation, which departed this morning for Washington ( Al Hamdulila) after 18 days in the Middle East meeting officials from  Egypt to Gaza to Beirut via Israel, Palestine, Jordan, and Syria was from a remarkable advocacy group in  Washington DC,  the Council for the National Interest (

"Her" delegation, Vice-President Joe Biden and entourage, arrived this morning after days of schedule preparation for a Condi-Hilary style 'fly in'.

Some US political junkies are already handicapping the 2012 and 2016  Hilary-Joe Presidential race divining the political consequences of Biden adding hours to Hilary's 155 minute vist last month. Some  see the kernel of a future presidential campaign attack- ad by Joe that Hilary was weak on foreign policy experience on Lebanon and advise their  clients about what it all means as they decide which  presumed candidate to hitch up to. One imagines that Joe will stay several hours given the ridicule that greeted Hilary and Condi's 'quickie' visits.

Because CNI is well known in the Middle East, and actually sometimes sought after during its twice yearly "political pilgrimages" for dialogue, by both the Majority and the Hezbollah led Opposition, my job is somewhat easier than Michelle Sison's even though she has a huge staff to assist her.  I rely on connected friends to assist.  We have many well informed people to choose from and the quality of the discussions are usually excellent with the likes of Hezbollah's Naim Qassim, Nawaf, Ammar, or Ibrahim Mousawi, Grand Ayatollah Mohammad Hussein Fadlallh, Sheik  Abed al Karem Obeid (15 years in Israeli prisons), Michel Aoun, former President Lahoud, and many others from the Opposition who Michele can't touch since they either remain on the US Political Terrorism list or in Lahoud's and Aoun's case, the US unofficial  persona non grata list.

We in Beirut try to give CNI a balanced program from the Majority and the Opposition and as red blooded Americans we would never, never, ever forget to include a visit to the American Embassy for a briefing with our Ambassador.  That would probably be unpatriotic. Michele did a good job on Wednesday briefing "My" delegation, taking time away from working on "Her' delegation.  All of us appreciated her cooperation and American values of fair play.

So what do we do with Joe?

Michele's got it tough fixing a worthwhile schedule in Lebanon.  During her short tenure here she has had no fewer than a dozen 'drop ins'.  Her problem is much like the one which confronted the late Saudi King's 7th, 8th and 9th wives on their wedding nights. The Ambassador knows what she is supposed to do but she is not sure how to make it special for Joe.

 This is because Michele cannot 'book' many of the most intelligent, interesting (except Walid Jumblatt who is sui generis), or many of those likely to have key roles in Lebanon after the coming election.  Michele is severely limited since her strict orders from Foggy Bottom preclude dialogue with so many in Lebanon and the wider Middle East.

One example for illustrative purposes.  The American delegation ( met with Hizbullah's brilliant  International Relations Officer Ammar Moussawi who served in Parliament for eight years. We were followed the next day by the European Union Ambassador Patrick Laurent (representing 27 European countries). The two sides stressed the need to hold the parliamentary elections in a calm and secure political atmosphere and discussed many other issues which aided mutual understanding and no doubt increased respect between Europe and Hezbollah.  Neither Sison nor Biden can have such meetings but are mired in the' same ol same ol'  "winning team' cast of characters, visit after visit after visit. According to US Embassy staffers it gets real boring.  "We know beforehand what everyone will say, what every question will be, and what every answer will be. Some of us don't know why we even do this.  There is no substance to most of these visits", according to a good fellow in the Embassy Consular section.

"My" delegation was treated to a rare insight into "Her" delegation's schedule on Wednesday May 20, 2009 at exactly 7 pm.  The CNI members were all sitting with Walid Jumblatt and patting two of his big beautiful orange gentle dogs and a  cute puppy on his patio. We formed a small circle of lawn chairs at Walid's  Beirut Clemenseau neighborhood home which he told us he bought 15 years ago.

The phone rings.  Being polite Americans we try hard not to eavesdrop but when Walid rolls his eyes (with a facial expression that telegraphs to us: "why do my friends get me involved in these things when all I really want to do is finish reading that article in Foreign Affairs" from which Walid was taking notes when we arrived (British Journalist Robert Fisk confirms that his friend Jumblatt is a voracious reader). Walid   speaks English to the person on the other end of the phone so we can't help over hearing:  "Please, no... let's do it at your place that will be better."   Walid's mistress, one fellow in the delegation later told me he was thinking at first.

Then we got the idea that whoever was on the line was insisting-even bugging Walid-- to host an event of some kind. That's all we knew at that point.  Again, Walid says," no, it will be better at your place. Please can't we do it there and there will be fewer political complications".

Walid closes the phone and continues his discussion of why the "land swapping" proposal of Netanyahu is a scam and should be rejected immediately by the Palestinians. He also critizes some Druze in Palestine who serve as border guards and in the Israeli army.  As leader of the Druze in Lebanon he is not happy about his people working for the occupation of Palestine and according to an aide of his considers them as "uncle toms".

Walid, like all Lebanese politicians who briefed CNI this week, spoke genuinely emotional words about the plight of the 400,000 plus Palestinian Refugees in Lebanon. He described the needless destruction at Nahr al Bared Refugee Camp two summers ago,  the sub-human conditions in Lebanon's  12 camps, the essential, full and non-negotiable Right of Return, the worthless Arab 'leaders' selling out Nasserism and the Palestinians, 'the regional plots' against the Refugees and his own father's 25 year effort to end Lebanon's Confessional system.

Half a million imported workers but no jobs for Palestinians born in Lebanon

Walid also tried to answer one guests questions about why Lebanon brings in more than half a million foreign workers from the Philippines, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Syria, Egypt and other countries for jobs most Lebanese do not want (including underage sex workers from Russia and Eastern Europe and Asia who are given special considerations by Lebanese General Security) .  Lebanon gives them all civil rights, work permits, social security, educational opportunities but continues to deny any of these same basic civil rights to Palestinian Refugees. By Lebanese law.

 We were a bit rough on Walid but he can take it. Walid demurs and acknowledges it's a tough question to answer. Finally he does one of his signature shoulder shrugs, leans forward in his chair, turns up his palms, drops his jaw and opens wide his big Druze eyes.

When he receives follow up questions and we zero in and squeeze him at bit more with statistics and enumeration of some of the heinous Lebanese laws he appears surprised that we know a little about the subject. Still, he offers no convincing answer other than "local Lebanese sensitiveness".  When we continue to press him Walid blurted out the probable truth:  "No confessional leaders like the Palestinians in Lebanon."

"Hi Walid, it's your little sister again"

The phone rings again.  Walid holds his small mobile phone in his right hand and  extends his arm and moves his hand back and forward until he can focus on the number of the caller. He grimaces before answering and if this observer read his lips correctly he mouthed a four letter expletive.  "No, its not a good idea Michele.   I don't want to do this.  Better to meet at your place" he repeats 'your place' , apparently not wanting to identify what 'your place' meant on his no doubt multi tapped phone line.

Walid hangs up.

Clearly exasperated he explains to his guests, "That was your ambassador wanting me to fix a meeting with Biden. They should do it at your Embassy!"  He explains how Biden's visit to Lebanon was all  the brain child of pro US Deputy Nayla Moawad (she has given up her safe seat to her son Michel as a birthday present for the June election) to have Biden come to Lebanon.  Walid clearly communicates that he would rather not have any part of the latest 'drop in' (as events turned out Walid rejected the charms of  Michele who he call's 'little sister' and Nayla  Moawad will have to  host Joe  at her home since  the visit was her  bright idea in the first place). 

Has Joe dumped Zionism?

Quite by chance, on "my" delegation was Vice President's Biden's Ophthalmologist from Wilmington, Deleware, a nice fellow with a dynamite Palestinian wife named "Mike".  (no, no, she's a real and beautiful woman. "Mike" is a nickname for her real Arabic name which she never bothered to mention) Joe's eye doctor explained to Walid that Biden had changed from his "I'am a Zionist" campaign assurances to AIPAC.

"Well", Walid replies skeptically, "I have met with Biden before. Why is he coming and can your government not understands that such visits are not helpful to the Majority but only help Hezbollah?"

No sooner than this observer  returned to his apartment  exhausted from three days of  back to back briefings than the phone rang.  It was from Issam, a friend and neighbor of Jumblatt's from Ain Kani in the Chouf.  Issam  said Walid enjoyed the CNI visit and he invited me to brunch on Sunday and a tour of the Mukhtara area in the Chouf.   I took the opportunity while on the phone to confirm what I thought Walid meant about Biden coming to Lebanon and his apparent preference that he not show up.  Issam did confirm Walid's thinking which in fact in common knowledge in Lebanon, as follows:

Michele is increasingly confined to the Embassy as is her staff.  One of the reasons is all these US officials coming to Lebanon to explain that the US is not interfering in their June 7 election whereas every 8 year old here knows the opposite is true.  Lebanese are very sophisticated politically and increasingly feel they are being 'played' Recently, every time it is announced that the American Ambassador is making a stop somewhere outside Hariri areas  the likelihood increases that Michele will be met with Lebanese shaking their shoes at her a la the Iraqi journalist and Bush.  This happened last week in South Lebanon and Michele was forced again to cancel a visit.

To ruin her day more, yesterday morning Michele was accused by Hezbollah MP Mohammed Raad of playing a key role in the formation of March 14 coalition's electoral tickets. Since every communication to and from the US Embassy is monitored by Hezbollah, the Embassy did not reply to media inquires, while technicians from Washington continue (since May 2008) to attempt to 'fix the Embassy bugging problem'.

According to Hezbollah's Raad:  "The majority team has trouble in forming its lists. It cannot form them unless U.S. Ambassador Michele Sison interferes in the process of choosing" candidates, he told a gathering in Nabatiyeh on Thursday May 21. "This is what is happening in Kesrouan, Beirut 1, Zahle, Jbeil and what happened in Metn," he said.

Issam continued to explain that  the Lebanese are no longer much impressed with US officials coming and reciting, sometimes word for word, the pro-Israel, anti-Resistance  mantra of 'free and independent "democratic Lebanon, without armed militias et cetera."  If Hezbollah wins the election one reason will be these "demeaning visits", Issam concludes.

It's not about the Bomb

"The Bush administration fought the battle of capabilities with Iran and lost. No countries but Israel and US puppets are terribly worried about Iran getting a nuclear device.  In fact probably a majority in the Middle East would welcome an Iranian nuclear deterrent to Israel's serial aggressions" Issam stated.

Walid Jumblatt explained to CNI, "When, not if, Iran acquires a nuclear bomb, Iran won't use it.  Only the Americans did that during World War II".

Again, Issam elaborated: "The reason Israel is trying to scare the American public is to draw the focus away from Israeli crimes in Gaza and Occupied Palestine.  What Israel knows is that once it is stalemated by Iran a whole world of anti-Zionists and human rights supporters will rise up and join the growing rejection of Apartheid Israel.  Many will join the Resistance. Not just in Palestine but worldwide. Including in America where it may be fierce and Zionism will likely fracture and crumble and some of the more rabid Zionists may be asked to declare, like Israeli Foreign Minister Liberman did to Arabs in Israel, where their loyalties really are.  We believe here that the American public lives in fear that Zionists will accuse them of anti-Semitism and try to ruin their lives if they speak their real feelings and that support for Israel, while still wide in America is getting very thin. We appreciate regular American delegations coming here because we get to see real American and they are good decent people. From Lebanon it appears that pressure is building inside America to confront the Israel lobby even though 76 US Senators signed a pro-Israel, anti-Iran letter this week to your President.  It this true from your understanding? Will the American people finally put America first?"

Meanwhile, after meeting with Defense Minister Murr to photo-op some more military equipment for the Lebanese army,  'smokin Joe' will  blast 'up and outa' Lebanon en route to Washington.

The Levant's 'fateful' election:  16 days and counting. It's getting interesting here in Lebanon. May the best team win.

About the author: Franklin Lamb works with the Sabra-Shatila Foundation in Beirut.  He is reachable at

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